Kings of the North

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

75 episodes of Kings of the North since the first episode, which aired on September 9th, 2017.

  • Episode 2020: For the Love of Cookies

    April 29th, 2020  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 47 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN Crew is joined by their two most depraved guests, Chad from Oshkosh and Da Polish Sausage, to discuss the NFL Draft. More specifically, they are here as an intervention for Beefcake, who can't stop talking about Love. We break down the Vikings amazing draft, the Packers betrayal of Aaron Rodgers, and the joy of seeing Andy Reids house before things get really controversial with a Four Down Territory of our Favorite cookies!

  • Virtual Episode: Corona Blues

    April 3rd, 2020  |  1 hr 19 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined my Chad from Oshksosh for a virtual episode centered on all the big NFL moves as well as how we're all surviving the COVID-19 situation. Rhob also takes us through another round of KOTN Price is Right, including a painting you might be able to see in person the next time you visit the Beefcake Bungalo.

    (yes, the audio takes a hit due to recording virtually, but don't be a baby and cry about it like Aaron Rodgers would)

  • Kings of the Xtreme North

    February 17th, 2020  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 3 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined by Da Polish Sausage to do a little comparison and contrast between the NFL/Superbowl and the opening weekend of the XFL. Apparently we're an XFL gambling podcast now? But if you're tired of all this football shit you can fast forward to about the 40 minute mark and hear us talk about our favorite Simpsons characters. Everything is coming up KOTN!

  • Championship Round: Toss a coin to your Packers friend

    January 28th, 2020  |  Season 3  |  54 mins 36 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    After taking a week for The Beefcake to recover, the gang finally gets around to unpacking the Packers embarrassing loss to San Francisco in the NFC Championship game. With the 2019-2020 NFC North wrapped up we take a moment to look back at our favorite memories before gazing into the future through the KOTN Crystal Ball.

    There's lots of exciting news coming in the immediate family including a Superbowl watch party at The Moose, an XFL watch party at Beefcakes Iron Temple, and the launch of our world famous KOTN Brand XFL Podcast. We'll see you on the gridiron!

  • The Division Round: Beefcake Drinks to Remember, Professor Drinks to Forget

    January 14th, 2020  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 11 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The only thing worse for Professor than a Vikings loss is an incredible Packers win, making this weekend the nightmare scenario. The gang unpacks it all at the bar before going under the hood to review some "additional footage" of their own before wrapping up the episode by discussing their favorite episodes of Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

  • Wildcard Round: Saints Wars Episode III: The Rise of Pizza Ranch

    January 7th, 2020  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 37 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    A few days ago in a stadium far far away.....

    It is a period of Wildcard war. Underdog Vikings, striking from all over the field, have won their second recent playoff victory against the evil New Orleans Saints.

    During the battle, Vikings defenders managed to steal the football from the Saints ultimate weapon, DREW BREES, a hall of fame quarterback piloting an offense with enough firepower to destroy an entire secondary.

    Pursued by the Saints sinister bounty program, Kirk Cousin threw deep passes all over the field, and came away the custodian of a playoff win that can save Vikings fans and restore peace and justice to the NFL.....

  • Week 17: The Gang Hits the Red Carpet

    January 2nd, 2020  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 14 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The NFL regular season is over which means that it is time for the KOTN NFL Award Show! Put on your best tuxedo t-shirt and join us to learn who the recipients of the NFLs most coveted awards are. That's right, we're talking about the Greta Thunberg Inspiration Award, The Pampers Award, the Cutest Couple Award, the Jimmy Butler Award for Overratedness, the James Harden Flopper Award, and so much more. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will pee your pants. And speaking of peeing your pants, we take the after party to Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard for all the latest in the NFL and eSports world. He's also still in desparate need of money to hire a divorce attorney so please consider making a donation at: http://www.bjornesportshelpmepleaseohgodshemeantnothingpleasebelievemelorna.nintendo.org.edu

    Thank You

  • Week 16: Silent Night....for the Vikings offense

    December 30th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 17 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang starts off by breaking down Vikings vs Packers. Beefcake gloats while Professor provides compelling, fact based evidence that Green Bay has benefited from officiating this year. After that the tension gets even higher as the gang discusses their favorite Star Wars movies In The Hunt, their favorite Christmas movies in Four Down Territory, and then previews all the week 17 matchups that will decide the fate of the playoffs!

  • Week 15: Lambeau Diaries, part deux

    December 17th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 17 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Beefcake and Chad from Oshkosh are back from their weekend road trip to Lambeau, and they have brought content galore for KOTN nation! From the surprisingly deep menu at the Thorpedo, reuniting with their favorite barflies at the Herbert P. McLaughlin VFW in Shawano Wisconsin, to live observations of the drunkest and rowdiest fans east of the Mississippi, Beefcake and Chad have observations on it all, including a hard hitting interview with Shawano's #1 bartender, George! You do NOT want to miss once in a lifetime episode!

    (We also talk about some football and Star Wars, I guess.)

  • Week 14: Speed Running Game

    December 11th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 19 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The Gang is joined by Ex-NFL Insider and aspiring e-Sports Insider, Bjorn Bjornson, who is attempting to use our internationally acclaimed podcast to rebrand himself and save his marriage. While he is legally banned from discussing the NFL we do manage to get a few last Insider tidbits from him, and trust me, they are JUICY! He then gives us a sneak peak at his new upcoming career with a new segment, Bjorn to Speed Run! You do not want to miss it!

  • Week 13: Mr. Blough

    December 4th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 13 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    This week on KOTN there is no zany-guests as the gang buckles down to talk about the Packers easy win, the Lions clutch loss, the Bears maybe aren't as finished as we thought, and how the Vikings playoff quest might be in peril. We then take a journey to the Commissioners Corner to discuss how all three of us are in our fantasy football leagues playoffs and we make a substantial bet about who will make it the furthest. Lastly, in honor of the return of December football we go In The Hunt to cleanse our palette from the thankfulness of the holiday season by bringing up each others most painful sports memories.

  • Week 12: Rodgers-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat

    November 27th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 13 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    With Beefcake reeling from his Packers embarrassing defeat at the hands of the San Francisco 49ers, he tags in fellow Packers fan Down Town Petey Brown to help fend off top rope slams from Rhob and the Professor. The gang also takes time to discuss what kinds of Thanksgiving Foods various NFL Players are and which NFL Players should explore second careers in the wrestling ring.

  • Week 11: A Family Affair

    November 20th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 12 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Dr. Pigskin, the sister of Professor Pigskin, joins the podcast this week to look down on the normal cast from her big-brained ivory tower. We discuss the Vikings historic comeback win, the dwindling Bears and Lions, play Doctor around the NFC North all in a lead up to one of our most dynamic segments of all-time: KOTN Jeopardy! Who will prevail?!

  • Week 10: Kings of the Great White North, eh?

    November 14th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 27 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Just when you think it couldn't get any zanier, KOTN is joined by our friend from north of the border, Gridiron Gordy! He made the long journey to the KOTN War room to talk Vikings Football, teach us how to be more apologetic, and discuss everything that's great about Canada! So pour yourself a warm glass of maple syrup and get comfortable because this is a hilarious episode is stuffed with everything from A to Zed!

    Editors Note - We promise that no hockey was discussed in the making of this episode

  • Week 9: Jesters of the North

    November 6th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 20 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Losers!! We're all losers! Da Polish Sausage joins for a NFC North therapy session after all our teams lost. We discuss whose loss was the worst and try to find comfort in each others misery. After we do our mid-season awards, complete with all the zaniness you would expect from KOTN. We then take a break from football to discuss our favorite things about Halloween. Put your kids away before listening to this one, folks, because it gets RAUNCHY!

  • Week 8: Special Guest Kirk Cousins Cousin, Kurt Cousins

    October 29th, 2019  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 9 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    It's a family affair on KOTN this week as we get our biggest guest yet on the show; Kirk Cousins cousin, Kurt Cousins! He gives us a deep insight into all parts of the K Cousins world, there's more layers than you might think! He also leads a fun historical trivia game for us and joins us in a Four Down Territory regarding the greatest Classic Rock bands of all time! Thanks, Kurt!