Kings of the North

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

137 episodes of Kings of the North since the first episode, which aired on September 9th, 2017.

  • Episode 1: The Last Dance

    August 31st, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN Crew has a huge announcement about the future of the show. Da Polish Sausage, who is innocent, joins to help hang banners, compete in Four Down Territory, and Predict the first 4 weeks of the season.

  • Wildcard Round: Witchy Woman

    January 16th, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 28 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    After yet another disappointing playoff appearance by the Vikings Rhob, Beefcake, and a very drunk Professor are joined by Cupcake the Witch who lends her insight on protective hexes, tantric sex, and hockey to the podcast. After that we take our mind off of how awful our football teams are by playing KOTN Price is Right and we read some mean insults from our enemy, Gary the Plunger.

  • Week 17 and 18: FTP

    January 9th, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 17 mins

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • Week 16: Resolve

    December 27th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  55 mins 47 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    A stumble for the Lions, false hope for the Packers, and more luck for the Vikings. Also, New Years Resolutions

  • Week 15: Comebacks, Choking, and Christmas

    December 24th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 13 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN gang is back to discuss did the Vikings comeback or did the Colts choke, is everyone afraid of the Lions, and should anyone care about the Packers? The Bears suck. Also, we hand out Christmas gifts and plot an attack on Bjorn.

  • Week 14: The Frenchman's Pride

    December 14th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined this week by old friends from season 1, Line of Scrimmage Lauren and Muffed Punt Melissa, the hosts of the highly successful (but on hiatus) podcast, Presidents and Asshole! They joined us at Frenchman's Pub, where Professor may have caught COVID, to watch Vikings vs Lions with us and they swung by the studio afterward to share their thoughts and expertise with us. You do NOT want to miss this one!

    (there are a few audio issues, suck it up)

  • Week 13: Bad Wins and Good Losses

    December 6th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 8 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Are the Pack back? Are the Lions the team of the future? Are the Bears smart to tank? When will we ever know if the Vikings are any good? All this, and us comparing football personalities to fictional characters.

  • Week 12: Thankskicking

    December 2nd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 17 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    KOTN boys are back at it again, discussing the hot button issues such as gravy, lucky wins, is Creed nu metal, and kicking. After that we go In The Hunt for the first time of the year where we speculate on Aaron Rodgers favorite conspiracy theories

  • Weeks 10 & 11: The Lambeau Diaries Part 3

    November 23rd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 20 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    After missing a week due to Bjorn interference, the gang is back with Chad from Oshkosh to discuss two zany weeks of NFC North action and break down the gangs trip to Lambeau Field. You'll want to listen all the way to the end of this one so you can hear an exclusive interview with a very special Shawno VFW patron

  • Week 9: The competitive race to the bottom of the NFC North

    November 6th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 16 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The Lions send Beefcake and the Packers reeling, Justin Fields is better than Michael Vick, and the Vikings overcome the Washington Referees. Due to the Vikings' customary midseason collapse we also discuss all of our favorite examples of things that started off really well but ended horribly.

  • Week 8: Anonymous Gambling with Quentin

    November 2nd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 5 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    KOTN has a new guest, a professional bookie named Quentin. With his help we talk XFL re-revival, trade deadline, all the games, and we even have time to discuss some interesting Over/Unders. You DO NOT want to miss this one!

  • Week 7: Poor, Poor, Beefcake

    October 25th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  42 mins 29 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The Packers are losing and Beefcake is losing it. With the times getting desperate, what measures will he turn to in order to turn his team's season around?

  • Week 6: The Panic Button

    October 19th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 6 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Pain! Panic! Reporting for duty!

  • Week 5: Bjorn Bjornson is stalking us

    October 11th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 5 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    All three of us are being stalked by Bjorn Bjornson. We are afraid of what he might do to us. If something happens to us, please tell the police it was him. We talk about a three loss NFC North week and our favorite British things.

  • Week 4: Kickin' It With KOTN

    October 4th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  57 mins 27 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Kicking, kicking, kicking! A week full of dramatic kicking action in the NFL leaves the KOTN guys wondering....what are the best kicks of all time? You do NOT want to miss this one!

  • Week 3: Missing Federer

    September 26th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 10 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    A zany week of NFC North Football leads the gang to discuss whether or not the Bears are real (they're not), tension between Rhob and Professor over a controversial NFC North Showdown, and Beefcake being ungrateful for his HOF QB. After that we talk about all the things we hate, which ruffles many feathers. Don't skip this one!