Beefcake
Co-Host of Kings of the North
The incredibly humble and lovable host of the greatest podcast, Kings of the North. My team is better than yours.
Beefcake has hosted 139 Episodes.
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Episode 5: Cults & Murder
January 11th, 2024 | Season 4 | 1 hr 52 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The gang discusses the last month of NFC North play, makes predictions about the Packers & Lions in the playoffs, drafts the biggest losers of 2023, and tries to solve mystery surrounding the potential murders of two beloved guests.
- Chad from Oshkosh and the Lambeau Diaries - 5:45
- Four Down Territory: Biggest Losers of 2023 - 1:03:05
- A voicemail from Da Polish Sausage - 1:31:00
- Playoff Predictions - 1:35:20
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Episode 4: November Reign
December 16th, 2023 | Season 4 | 1 hr 11 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November reignIt really makes you think, doesn't it? Also, our ideas for new death foods.
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Episode 3: Wolves Back
November 9th, 2023 | Season 4 | 1 hr 23 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The gang wishes that they were a Timberwolves podcast before getting into a zany month on NFC North Football. Rhob tries to remain calm in the face of huge expectations. Professor cries about Kirk Cousins before quickly moving on to Josh Dobbs. Beefcake does an excellent job of coping. The Bears still suck. We do a 4DT of firsts.
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Episode 2: On The Run and Under Cover
September 30th, 2023 | Season 4 | 1 hr 34 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
KOTN is back. A new guest! Da Polish Sausage on the run. A zany start to the year for every team. The Price is Right! You better listen because you'll miss us when we're gone
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Episode 1: The Last Dance
August 31st, 2023 | Season 4 | 1 hr 4 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The KOTN Crew has a huge announcement about the future of the show. Da Polish Sausage, who is innocent, joins to help hang banners, compete in Four Down Territory, and Predict the first 4 weeks of the season.
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Wildcard Round: Witchy Woman
January 16th, 2023 | Season 4 | 1 hr 28 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
After yet another disappointing playoff appearance by the Vikings Rhob, Beefcake, and a very drunk Professor are joined by Cupcake the Witch who lends her insight on protective hexes, tantric sex, and hockey to the podcast. After that we take our mind off of how awful our football teams are by playing KOTN Price is Right and we read some mean insults from our enemy, Gary the Plunger.
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Week 16: Resolve
December 27th, 2022 | Season 4 | 55 mins 47 secs
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
A stumble for the Lions, false hope for the Packers, and more luck for the Vikings. Also, New Years Resolutions
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Week 15: Comebacks, Choking, and Christmas
December 24th, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 13 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The KOTN gang is back to discuss did the Vikings comeback or did the Colts choke, is everyone afraid of the Lions, and should anyone care about the Packers? The Bears suck. Also, we hand out Christmas gifts and plot an attack on Bjorn.
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Week 14: The Frenchman's Pride
December 14th, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 4 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The gang is joined this week by old friends from season 1, Line of Scrimmage Lauren and Muffed Punt Melissa, the hosts of the highly successful (but on hiatus) podcast, Presidents and Asshole! They joined us at Frenchman's Pub, where Professor may have caught COVID, to watch Vikings vs Lions with us and they swung by the studio afterward to share their thoughts and expertise with us. You do NOT want to miss this one!
(there are a few audio issues, suck it up)
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Week 13: Bad Wins and Good Losses
December 6th, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 8 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
Are the Pack back? Are the Lions the team of the future? Are the Bears smart to tank? When will we ever know if the Vikings are any good? All this, and us comparing football personalities to fictional characters.
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Week 12: Thankskicking
December 2nd, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 17 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
KOTN boys are back at it again, discussing the hot button issues such as gravy, lucky wins, is Creed nu metal, and kicking. After that we go In The Hunt for the first time of the year where we speculate on Aaron Rodgers favorite conspiracy theories
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Weeks 10 & 11: The Lambeau Diaries Part 3
November 23rd, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 20 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
After missing a week due to Bjorn interference, the gang is back with Chad from Oshkosh to discuss two zany weeks of NFC North action and break down the gangs trip to Lambeau Field. You'll want to listen all the way to the end of this one so you can hear an exclusive interview with a very special Shawno VFW patron
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Week 9: The competitive race to the bottom of the NFC North
November 6th, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 16 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The Lions send Beefcake and the Packers reeling, Justin Fields is better than Michael Vick, and the Vikings overcome the Washington Referees. Due to the Vikings' customary midseason collapse we also discuss all of our favorite examples of things that started off really well but ended horribly.
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Week 8: Anonymous Gambling with Quentin
November 2nd, 2022 | Season 4 | 1 hr 5 mins
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
KOTN has a new guest, a professional bookie named Quentin. With his help we talk XFL re-revival, trade deadline, all the games, and we even have time to discuss some interesting Over/Unders. You DO NOT want to miss this one!
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Week 7: Poor, Poor, Beefcake
October 25th, 2022 | Season 4 | 42 mins 29 secs
bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings
The Packers are losing and Beefcake is losing it. With the times getting desperate, what measures will he turn to in order to turn his team's season around?