The incredibly humble and lovable host of the greatest podcast, Kings of the North. My team is better than yours.
March 17th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 8 mins
The Professor, Beefcake, and Rhob take a break from day drinking their way through March Madness to do some day drinking while talking about the huge Free Agency moves made by the NFC North, playing some 'Kirk Cousins or other Vikings QB' trivia, and reminiscing about the trip to the Saint Cloud Pizza Hut to celebrate their new NFL Sponsorship and the relationship they forged their with future guest, NFL Insider Bjorn Bjornson!
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February 14th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 27 mins
The thrilling conclusion to season one of KOTN brings you Superbowl reactions, tips for what to do with the void in your Sunday afternoons, reflections on the NFL year that was, and a very special trip to The Bar to watch The Beefcake host bar trivia!
January 25th, 2018 | Season 1 | 51 mins 14 secs
They did it again. For months The Professor has been hyping his teams Superbowl chances, and for months The Beefcake has been predicting what we all knew would come to pass: The Vikings choked away another NFC Championship game. This episode has something for everyone. Need someone to work through the 7 stages of grief with? The Professor has got your back. Have you been sick and tired of The Professor gloating and want to hear him get his comeuppance? This is definitely the episode for you!
January 17th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 34 mins
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Holy shit you guys. Holy fucking shit! Professor Pigskin is joined this week by fellow die-hard Vikings fan, Purple Moses, and if you thought Stephon Diggs' historic touchdown was good just wait until you hear The Professor and Purple Moses celebrate so hard that The Beefcake boils over into a fuming rage! Rhob tries to cool things down by suggesting a Four Down Territory topic of 'Greatest clutch plays of all time' but this just leads to even more bad blood! Does your favorite podcast finally break out into a full blown fight, or is it just the minor scuffling of NBA players? Tune in and find out!
January 11th, 2018 | Season 1 | 53 mins 48 secs
The Wildcard round of the playoffs came and went without a NFC North team playing in it, but I guess we'll talk about it anyways, as they are all potential future victims of your Kings of the North, Vikings. We look ahead to the looming Vikings vs Saints matchup where professor predicts a heaping helping of revenge. Lastly, and most importantly, Rhob surprises Beefcake and the Professor with a game of Vikings vs Packers Jeopardy! You will definitely want to tune in and find out who won!
January 8th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 53 mins
The Professor and Beefcake sit down Rhob and force him to watch the greatest football movie of all time, Remember the Titans! Because we're so full of ourselves we decided to record everything we were talking about while watching the movie. So go ahead and pull out your copy (you know you have one) and sync it up to this episode and it will be like you're watching the movie, and getting wasted, right alongside us!
-After a short introduction there are directions for making sure your movie is synced up with ours so that the commentary aligns
January 3rd, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 43 mins
Pour one out (into your mouth, we never waste a drop!) for the 2017 NFL Regular season with Rhob, Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Da Polish Sausage! Will they all jump on the Vikings bandwagon for the playoffs?! No...they don't. But they do drink a lot during this episode, so that's good enough. Join us to pay tribute, make some playoff picks, and a Four Down Territory were we suggest new NFL Expansion teams!
December 29th, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 32 mins
The gang is joined yet again by Chad from Oshkosh, who limped his way into our studios after a holiday trip to Lambeau Field to see his Packers get thoroughly dismantled by the Vikings. Tune in to this episode to hear some of The Professors Poetry, hear our New Years Resolutions, and join us as we take a road trip from The Bar to one of Chads favorite Bars in Oshkosh!
December 24th, 2017 | Season 1 | 33 mins 34 secs
Join Rhob, The Beefcake, and Professor Pigskin as they take a break from football to discuss an even more controversial topic; the best Christmas Movies of all time! Who do you think picked the best list?
December 21st, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 39 mins
Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. After a momentous week in the NFC North that saw the crowning of a new division Champ we invite you to join us in a drink, regardless of what your motivation for doing so is. Whether you are tuning in to pay tribute to the ViKINGS on of the Norse, pour one out as we reminisce about everything that has happened since the last time the Packers missed the playoffs in 2008, or just want to hear us discuss our favorite Christmas Movies, this episode is sure to make you feel jolly!
December 20th, 2017 | Season 1 | 59 mins 38 secs
On this bonus episode of Kings of the North we are joined by Lauren and Melissa, the hosts of the educational and entertaining podcast, Presidents and Assholes! They join us for a day of food, drinks, football, and all the accompanying rituals that make up 'Game Day'! Give this special 'Extrasode' a listen and hear their thoughts on what it is like to fully immerse yourself in the Game Day experience with the most passionate fans in the state.
December 12th, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 31 mins
Get your glow sticks out because Down Town Petey Brown is bringing the rave to Kings of the North on this weeks episode! DTPB is also a dirty, disgusting Packers fan and he and the Beefcake are insufferably happy after barely beating the worst team in the league. The Professor is the voice of reason, as always, offering perspective on a flukey Vikings loss. But just as the tempers get hot the gang cools off by drafting WWE Wrestlers to be on their favorite NFL teams. Is it a good time? WOO, WOO, WOO, YOU KNOW IT!
December 7th, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 24 mins
The NFL Playoff picture is heating up and so is the Podcast, and not just because of all the Fireball we've been drinking! Professor and Beefcake discuss their big wins that have both teams streaking towards playoff glory now that the 4th quarter of the NFL season has begun. And just when you think things couldn't get any hotter the gang goes to 'that part of the kitchen' for 4 Down Territory and discuss their favorite things to eat while watching football. Don't listen to that segment in public because you WILL be drooling!
November 30th, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 25 mins
Conspiracy Theories, The Challenger Space Shuttle, and gravy eating protocol are big topics of discussion on this weeks episode, as well as a little football. Join the gang as they get rowdy in The Bar, spout of cliches during 4 Down Territory, and The Beefcake turns the clock back to January, 1999 for Professors most painful trip down Memory Lane to date.
November 22nd, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 33 mins
With The Beefcake reeling from yet another devastating Packers loss the gang calls in The Sackmaster, another Packers fan, to help him puncture a hole in Professor Pigskins smug demeanor. And seeing how Sackmaster has known the Professor since they were in 5th grade, he might be just the Cheesehead for the job. But just as tensions reach the point of blows, the gang finds common ground as they enter Four Down Territory to discuss their ideas on how to fix the dropping NFL ratings. You do NOT want to miss this one!
November 16th, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 31 mins
As the Professor rejoices in yet another Vikings Victory, Da Polish Sausage returns to take a verbal beating on par with the beating his pitiful team received at the hands of Brett Hundley and the Limburger Packers. To cheer him up we spent a lot of time talking about ways to integrate the NFL and WWE wrestling and take a trip down Memory Lane to Vince McMahons attempt at combining the two, the Xtreme Football League (XFL) and it's short lived single season. It's better to burn out then fade away.