Professor Pigskin

NFC Championship Game: Typical Vikings

January 25th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  51 mins 14 secs

They did it again. For months The Professor has been hyping his teams Superbowl chances, and for months The Beefcake has been predicting what we all knew would come to pass: The Vikings choked away another NFC Championship game. This episode has something for everyone. Need someone to work through the 7 stages of grief with? The Professor has got your back. Have you been sick and tired of The Professor gloating and want to hear him get his comeuppance? This is definitely the episode for you!

Divisional Round: LET'S GO TO PHILADELPHIA!!! WE'RE BRINGING THE PURPLE RAIN!!!

January 17th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 34 mins

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Holy shit you guys. Holy fucking shit! Professor Pigskin is joined this week by fellow die-hard Vikings fan, Purple Moses, and if you thought Stephon Diggs' historic touchdown was good just wait until you hear The Professor and Purple Moses celebrate so hard that The Beefcake boils over into a fuming rage! Rhob tries to cool things down by suggesting a Four Down Territory topic of 'Greatest clutch plays of all time' but this just leads to even more bad blood! Does your favorite podcast finally break out into a full blown fight, or is it just the minor scuffling of NBA players? Tune in and find out!

Wild Card Round: Waiting for the (Vi)Kings of the North

January 11th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  53 mins 48 secs

The Wildcard round of the playoffs came and went without a NFC North team playing in it, but I guess we'll talk about it anyways, as they are all potential future victims of your Kings of the North, Vikings. We look ahead to the looming Vikings vs Saints matchup where professor predicts a heaping helping of revenge. Lastly, and most importantly, Rhob surprises Beefcake and the Professor with a game of Vikings vs Packers Jeopardy! You will definitely want to tune in and find out who won!

Extrasode #3: Remember the Titans Commentary

January 8th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 53 mins

The Professor and Beefcake sit down Rhob and force him to watch the greatest football movie of all time, Remember the Titans! Because we're so full of ourselves we decided to record everything we were talking about while watching the movie. So go ahead and pull out your copy (you know you have one) and sync it up to this episode and it will be like you're watching the movie, and getting wasted, right alongside us!

-After a short introduction there are directions for making sure your movie is synced up with ours so that the commentary aligns

Week 17: The Regular Season Finale

January 3rd, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 43 mins

Pour one out (into your mouth, we never waste a drop!) for the 2017 NFL Regular season with Rhob, Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Da Polish Sausage! Will they all jump on the Vikings bandwagon for the playoffs?! No...they don't. But they do drink a lot during this episode, so that's good enough. Join us to pay tribute, make some playoff picks, and a Four Down Territory were we suggest new NFL Expansion teams!

Week 16: The Pillaging of Lambeau

December 29th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 32 mins

The gang is joined yet again by Chad from Oshkosh, who limped his way into our studios after a holiday trip to Lambeau Field to see his Packers get thoroughly dismantled by the Vikings. Tune in to this episode to hear some of The Professors Poetry, hear our New Years Resolutions, and join us as we take a road trip from The Bar to one of Chads favorite Bars in Oshkosh!

Extrasode 2: Favorite Christmas Movies

December 24th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  33 mins 34 secs

Join Rhob, The Beefcake, and Professor Pigskin as they take a break from football to discuss an even more controversial topic; the best Christmas Movies of all time! Who do you think picked the best list?

Week 15: The King of the Norse

December 21st, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 39 mins

Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. After a momentous week in the NFC North that saw the crowning of a new division Champ we invite you to join us in a drink, regardless of what your motivation for doing so is. Whether you are tuning in to pay tribute to the ViKINGS on of the Norse, pour one out as we reminisce about everything that has happened since the last time the Packers missed the playoffs in 2008, or just want to hear us discuss our favorite Christmas Movies, this episode is sure to make you feel jolly!

Extrasode 1: Presidents and Assholes

December 20th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  59 mins 38 secs

On this bonus episode of Kings of the North we are joined by Lauren and Melissa, the hosts of the educational and entertaining podcast, Presidents and Assholes! They join us for a day of food, drinks, football, and all the accompanying rituals that make up 'Game Day'! Give this special 'Extrasode' a listen and hear their thoughts on what it is like to fully immerse yourself in the Game Day experience with the most passionate fans in the state.

Week 14: The Petey Party

December 12th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 31 mins

Get your glow sticks out because Down Town Petey Brown is bringing the rave to Kings of the North on this weeks episode! DTPB is also a dirty, disgusting Packers fan and he and the Beefcake are insufferably happy after barely beating the worst team in the league. The Professor is the voice of reason, as always, offering perspective on a flukey Vikings loss. But just as the tempers get hot the gang cools off by drafting WWE Wrestlers to be on their favorite NFL teams. Is it a good time? WOO, WOO, WOO, YOU KNOW IT!

Week13: Respecting Vets and Begging For Beer

December 7th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 24 mins

The NFL Playoff picture is heating up and so is the Podcast, and not just because of all the Fireball we've been drinking! Professor and Beefcake discuss their big wins that have both teams streaking towards playoff glory now that the 4th quarter of the NFL season has begun. And just when you think things couldn't get any hotter the gang goes to 'that part of the kitchen' for 4 Down Territory and discuss their favorite things to eat while watching football. Don't listen to that segment in public because you WILL be drooling!

Week 12: Professor Pigskin - Gravy On Top

November 30th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 25 mins

Conspiracy Theories, The Challenger Space Shuttle, and gravy eating protocol are big topics of discussion on this weeks episode, as well as a little football. Join the gang as they get rowdy in The Bar, spout of cliches during 4 Down Territory, and The Beefcake turns the clock back to January, 1999 for Professors most painful trip down Memory Lane to date.

Week 11: The Sackmaster

November 22nd, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 33 mins

With The Beefcake reeling from yet another devastating Packers loss the gang calls in The Sackmaster, another Packers fan, to help him puncture a hole in Professor Pigskins smug demeanor. And seeing how Sackmaster has known the Professor since they were in 5th grade, he might be just the Cheesehead for the job. But just as tensions reach the point of blows, the gang finds common ground as they enter Four Down Territory to discuss their ideas on how to fix the dropping NFL ratings. You do NOT want to miss this one!

Week 10: Da Bears Down

November 16th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 31 mins

As the Professor rejoices in yet another Vikings Victory, Da Polish Sausage returns to take a verbal beating on par with the beating his pitiful team received at the hands of Brett Hundley and the Limburger Packers. To cheer him up we spent a lot of time talking about ways to integrate the NFL and WWE wrestling and take a trip down Memory Lane to Vince McMahons attempt at combining the two, the Xtreme Football League (XFL) and it's short lived single season. It's better to burn out then fade away.

Week 9: In Lambeau the Lion Roars Tonight

November 9th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 14 mins

It was a slow week in the NFC North with the Vikings and Bears on bye and the Packers continuing their spiral after a loss to the Lions. However, it was not a slow week on Kings of the North as the Professor gloats, Beefcake denies, Rhob instigates, and we all revel in the splendor that is John Gruden. After an extra long session in the bar the gang discusses their favorite sports commercials, makes their NFC North Predictions, and takes a little trip to Seattle for a stroll down Memory Lane.

Week 8: Chad from Oshkosh

November 1st, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 26 mins

With the Vikings yawning their way to an easy victory in London and the Packers on their bye week the boys need an in studio guest to help bring the fun. With Hammsburglar locked away in the slammer for crimes against humanity we have turned to is estranged son, Chad from Oshkosh, one of the Wisconsin football systems roughest gems. You will most definitely want to check in for our most PG-13 Four Down Territory yet, Most Attractive Male Athletes. Parents, put your kids to bed before this segment because it is going to get steamy!