October 15th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 15 mins
On one hand this episode has a lot of hate. Hatred for referees. Hatred for NFC North Rivals. Hatred for Fake News. Hatred for real news. Lots of hate. And yet, where there is hate, there is also love. Fair-Weather Fan Boy is on the show who is well known for loving EVERY team, but this time he is joined by his most recent romantic interest, the Second-Hand Fan Girl! We play the NFC North Newlyweds game to find out who has the stronger love: this newly formed couple or long term lovers, Professor and Beefcake! Come with a heart full of love or a soul full of hate, either way Kings of the North has got what you need!
October 10th, 2019 | Season 3 | 56 mins 21 secs
Last week, at The Moose (the greatest bar on the planet) the gang ran into a Austrian man travelling America in search of football knowledge by the name of Heimlich. We thought, what better way to give him a lesson in football than to have him on the #1 NFC North Podcast?! We start by going through this weeks games, affording him the opportunity to learn about stats and conspiracy theories from Professor and grit and pad level from Beefcake. We then introduce to the world of http://twitter.com and all the people who are mad online there. Finally, he quizzes us on the differences between football, futbal, and rugby! You will NOT want to miss our most educational, and immature, podcast to date!
October 1st, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 9 mins
From the Penthouse to the Outhouse. Rhob, Professor, and Beefcake are all licking their wounds after soul sucking defeats. Though their dejected spirits threaten to send the podcast, special guest Square Toe, the KOTN Kicking Correspondent, E-Sports specialist, and Hot Sauce Connoisseur joins the podcast to hook it back through the uprights. We question him on life as a kicker, and end the show by putting ourselves through KOTNs most painful segment...THE HOT SEAT!
September 24th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 12 mins
This week finds a jubilant Rhob, Beefcake and Professor celebrating a win for all three of their teams. In preparation for the Vikings playing his hated Bears this week, Beefcake tries to prove to professor that he has what it takes to become a Vikings fan and earn the right to wear a purple Brett Favre jersey. Will the Beefcake prove that he's comfortable in Wranglers by passing the exam, or will his answers resemble a Blair Walsh field goal?
The gang wraps up the episode by returning to the comfortable embrace of hatred as they discuss their most hated athletes of all time. How many kickers will Professor name? You gotta tune in to find out!
September 18th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 24 mins
Conspiracy theories. The NFC North Dark Web. Daunte Culpeppers Miami Contract. A Greenbay Packers Lawn Mower. An update on Chad from Oshkosh's knee surgeries. All this, and a little football talk, on this weeks Kings of the North!
September 14th, 2019 | Season 3 | 44 mins 24 secs
Da Polish Sausage joined us in studio this week for a NFC North round table discussion after his Bears lost to the Packers. Things started civilly enough as we chatted around the Water Cooler, but as the episode continued into Playing Doctor we found that no pill could could cure Da Polish's ill feelings. Fed up with Beefcake trying to convince him that the AR in AR-15 stands for Aaron Rodgers, Da Polish drew arms and shot the studio up. Fortunately, no one was hurt due to each and every bullet double doinking off of Beefcakes microphone stand, but the remaining two segments were unable to be recorded. Da Polish is currently cooling off with a 40 of malt liquor, and we will be back in studio, Sausage free, for the foreseeable future. Needless to say, Professor thinks the Vikings will beat Greenbay, Beefcake thinks the opposite, and Rhob is rooting hard for the Lions to do the impossible; tie every game on the way to a 0-0-16 season.
September 4th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 5 mins
The KOTN Crew is joined by Purple Moses as the offseason passes us over and we rededicate ourselves to the NFL Regular Season like only KOTN can; with a trip to The Bar, hurt feelings in Roughing the Passer, and setting some hard lines in Over/Under. We also take a look ahead to the first slate of NFC North games. Football is back ya'll, it's a party!
August 19th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 3 mins
The KOTN gang is back, adrenaline pumping after weeks of training camp and preseason games. We have a smorgasbord of tidbits to discuss; ass sweat, kickers, Greenbay's developing infrastructure, celebrity fans, the Prince Curse and so much more! If you have football fever than injecting this podcast into your veins is your ONLY cure!
July 29th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 8 mins
Rhob, Beefcake, and The Professor are back after a long, football-less summer, ready to discuss summer headlines such as Quarterbacks chugging beer and The Lions snatching up an ex-Packers player. They also predict some headlines that will come up over the next month of training camp and preseason games, and do a Four Down Territory discussion on ideas that would make the NFL offseason as exciting as the NBAs
May 5th, 2019 | Season 3 | 1 hr 9 mins
We're selling hope today on KOTN as we cover the NFL Draft and all the new players that will surely all become superstars. We also give summer recommendations for various personalities across the NFL, and have a draft of our own, selecting Game of Thrones characters to join our football favorite teams. Love is in the air, as we are joined in this episode by Chad from Oshkosh and Stacy from Tinder, who are on their first date. Dinner and a show has never been more romantic!