Kings of the North

Episode 5: Cults & Murder

January 11th, 2024  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 52 mins

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The gang discusses the last month of NFC North play, makes predictions about the Packers & Lions in the playoffs, drafts the biggest losers of 2023, and tries to solve mystery surrounding the potential murders of two beloved guests.

• Chad from Oshkosh and the Lambeau Diaries - 5:45
• Four Down Territory: Biggest Losers of 2023 - 1:03:05
• A voicemail from Da Polish Sausage - 1:31:00
• Playoff Predictions - 1:35:20

Episode 4: November Reign

December 16th, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 11 mins

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Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November reign

It really makes you think, doesn't it? Also, our ideas for new death foods.

Episode 3: Wolves Back

November 9th, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 23 mins

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The gang wishes that they were a Timberwolves podcast before getting into a zany month on NFC North Football. Rhob tries to remain calm in the face of huge expectations. Professor cries about Kirk Cousins before quickly moving on to Josh Dobbs. Beefcake does an excellent job of coping. The Bears still suck. We do a 4DT of firsts.

Episode 2: On The Run and Under Cover

September 30th, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 34 mins

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KOTN is back. A new guest! Da Polish Sausage on the run. A zany start to the year for every team. The Price is Right! You better listen because you'll miss us when we're gone

Episode 1: The Last Dance

August 31st, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins

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The KOTN Crew has a huge announcement about the future of the show. Da Polish Sausage, who is innocent, joins to help hang banners, compete in Four Down Territory, and Predict the first 4 weeks of the season.

Wildcard Round: Witchy Woman

January 16th, 2023  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 28 mins

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After yet another disappointing playoff appearance by the Vikings Rhob, Beefcake, and a very drunk Professor are joined by Cupcake the Witch who lends her insight on protective hexes, tantric sex, and hockey to the podcast. After that we take our mind off of how awful our football teams are by playing KOTN Price is Right and we read some mean insults from our enemy, Gary the Plunger.

Week 16: Resolve

December 27th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  55 mins 47 secs

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A stumble for the Lions, false hope for the Packers, and more luck for the Vikings. Also, New Years Resolutions

Week 15: Comebacks, Choking, and Christmas

December 24th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 13 mins

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The KOTN gang is back to discuss did the Vikings comeback or did the Colts choke, is everyone afraid of the Lions, and should anyone care about the Packers? The Bears suck. Also, we hand out Christmas gifts and plot an attack on Bjorn.

Week 14: The Frenchman's Pride

December 14th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins

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The gang is joined this week by old friends from season 1, Line of Scrimmage Lauren and Muffed Punt Melissa, the hosts of the highly successful (but on hiatus) podcast, Presidents and Asshole! They joined us at Frenchman's Pub, where Professor may have caught COVID, to watch Vikings vs Lions with us and they swung by the studio afterward to share their thoughts and expertise with us. You do NOT want to miss this one!

(there are a few audio issues, suck it up)

Week 13: Bad Wins and Good Losses

December 6th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 8 mins

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Are the Pack back? Are the Lions the team of the future? Are the Bears smart to tank? When will we ever know if the Vikings are any good? All this, and us comparing football personalities to fictional characters.