Week 1: High Highs, Low Lows, Tie Ties

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September 14th, 2019

44 mins 24 secs

Season 3

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Da Polish Sausage joined us in studio this week for a NFC North round table discussion after his Bears lost to the Packers. Things started civilly enough as we chatted around the Water Cooler, but as the episode continued into Playing Doctor we found that no pill could could cure Da Polish's ill feelings. Fed up with Beefcake trying to convince him that the AR in AR-15 stands for Aaron Rodgers, Da Polish drew arms and shot the studio up. Fortunately, no one was hurt due to each and every bullet double doinking off of Beefcakes microphone stand, but the remaining two segments were unable to be recorded. Da Polish is currently cooling off with a 40 of malt liquor, and we will be back in studio, Sausage free, for the foreseeable future. Needless to say, Professor thinks the Vikings will beat Greenbay, Beefcake thinks the opposite, and Rhob is rooting hard for the Lions to do the impossible; tie every game on the way to a 0-0-16 season.

Segments

  • Water Cooler
  • Playing Doctor
    • Testicular Tortion
    • Communist Manifesto
    • "Getting the poison out"
    • DENNIS system
    • Hoof and Mouth Disease
    • Choking
    • Diabetis
    • #sweatyassgate