Kings of the North

Week 9: Professor Pigskin EXPOSED

November 7th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 19 mins

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It's a family affair on this week's KOTN as Professor Pigskin's brainy sister joins the gang as they diagnose the NFC North's various ailments! Plus things get political as we discuss what athletes would make the best president!

WARNING: There is a weird audio-distortion that takes place around the 31 minute mark and lasts until about 37:45. You can pretend it's some cool voice modulation effect if you want, but really we just fucked up. Sorry!

Week 8: Losers of the North

November 1st, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 31 mins

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It's bleak day in the KOTN studios with the Vikings, Packers and Lions coming off of losses while the Bears vault back into first place in the division race. They say that shared misery makes good company, but that is not the case on this episode as we channel our inner Clay Matthews for some violent QB hits and debate Aaron Rodgers love life on the Chopping Block. Plus the crew show their soft side as they debate the greatest all time power ballads!

Week 7: The Gang Finds Themselves in Jeopardy

October 26th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 16 mins

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Purple Moses joins the KOTN Gang with a bottle of kosher vino and three stone tablets full of sports knowledge and hot takes! He makes his aliyah on the Vikings dominant victory over the New York Football Jets before we put him to test with two games; The NFC North Dating Game and a round of Rhobs brutally difficult NFC North Jeopardy. Will he prevail and reach the promised land, or is it forty years in the desert for him? Also, Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard tells us that the Lions might be good but the Bears definitely aren't and The Beefcake makes up a new phrase, "Coaster Wine". What a moron.

Season 2 Fantasy Draft Special

August 20th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  41 mins 39 secs

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Join the KOTN Crew as they participate in the first big event of the new NFL Season - a fantasy draft! They are joined by friends of the show that you all know and hate, as well as a few new and exciting friends including Kicking Correspondent 'Square Toe', the evil commissioner 'Godger Roodell, MBA', and the exciting debut of NFL Insider, Bjorn Bjornson! We talk about our fantasy teams and everyone takes their turn on our exciting new segment - THE HOT SEAT! You do NOT want to miss it!

Divisional Round: LET'S GO TO PHILADELPHIA!!! WE'RE BRINGING THE PURPLE RAIN!!!

January 17th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 34 mins

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Holy shit you guys. Holy fucking shit! Professor Pigskin is joined this week by fellow die-hard Vikings fan, Purple Moses, and if you thought Stephon Diggs' historic touchdown was good just wait until you hear The Professor and Purple Moses celebrate so hard that The Beefcake boils over into a fuming rage! Rhob tries to cool things down by suggesting a Four Down Territory topic of 'Greatest clutch plays of all time' but this just leads to even more bad blood! Does your favorite podcast finally break out into a full blown fight, or is it just the minor scuffling of NBA players? Tune in and find out!