Kings of the North

A celebration of the hatred between a Vikings and Packers fan

About the show

A variety show hosted by scheming instigator, Rhob, highlighting the passion and hatred that is the rivalry between Green Bay Packers fan, Beefcake, and Minnesota Vikings fan, Professor Pigskin.

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Episodes

  • KOTN IS BACK BABY

    May 13th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  24 mins 53 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN Crew managed to escape from the clutches of Bjorn Bjornson and his cult organization, BJRN. Now, on the run, they have abandoned the war room and set up a new mobile command center where they can safely produce new content without fear of Bjorn finding them and exacting his revenge. The new studio has some cobwebs to work out so our first segment, all about the NFL Draft, got cut short, however we still have a brand new segment, Mailbag, and a small preview at the upcoming NFL schedule to tide you over as we set up our new operation. KOTN is back, baby!

  • BJRN

    February 22nd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 3 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN crew gathers for what they expect to be a typical end-of-season episode: Superbowl thoughts, things to look forward to in the offseason, fart jokes. But former NFL and e-Sports insider Bjorn Bjornson comes into the War Room with an opportunity that will shake the KOTN-verse to its core!

  • Division Round: The Packer Cancel Culture Casket

    January 25th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 7 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    An hour of Beefcake therapy and us reminiscing on our favorite moments from the last NFL season

  • Week 18 & Wildcard Weekend: The Iron Lung

    January 21st, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 11 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Chaos episode! We are back with Kirk Cousins Cousin, Kurt Cousins, who gives us insight into the controversial figure. Our recording is also hacked by Ponders Daddy and Chad from Oshkosh, resulting in a wacky and chaotic episode full of family.

  • Week 17: The Burial of Kirk Cousins

    January 3rd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 1 min
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Beefcake is smug. Rhob is snarky. Professor oscillates between acceptance and rage. We all try to find new hobbies for the Professor to do on his Sunday's. We get way too excited about the Sean Payton Netflix movie. All this and more, on this weeks KOTN!

  • Week 16: Resolved

    December 30th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  45 mins 33 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The usual KOTN gang discusses another week of NFC North football, makes New Years Resolutions, and give a HUGE update on Beefcakes Nugget journey due to the inspiration of Joey from Joey's World Tour.

  • Week 15: Featuring Joey's World Tour!

    December 22nd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 5 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    This week in the NFC North everyone but the Bears won. It's enough to make Da Polish Sausage roll over in his shallow, watery grave. Chad from Oshkosh joins us to play NFL Price is Right, featuring some of the zaniest items yet! Then, as we wrap up, we get some amazing words of encouragement for Beefcake as he tries to ramp up the intensity of his Nugget Challenge from the legendary eater himself, Joey from Joey's World Tour!

  • Week 14: The Italian Sausage!

    December 15th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 45 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    While we are all still in mourning over Da Polish Sausages death, the healing process has begun due to a new friend of the podcast, Da Italian Sausage, who joins us in studio for his first ever episode! We talk about all the big games, Beefcakes trip to the Thorpedo, and play Kings of the North Jeopardy!

  • Week13: Big D....evestation

    December 10th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 2 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    KOTN is pure chaos. A hotbed of emotions. Detroit beat Minnesota in a dramatic fashion. Beefcake is going strong in the nugget challenge. We are recording this episode DURING the Vikings dramatic victory over Pittsburgh. We rank our favorite holidays. And we received very very very difficult news about Da Polish Sausage. Get ready for the full emotional rollercoaster for this episode, folks, we cover it all.

  • Week 12: Thoughts and Prayers for Da Polish Sausage

    November 30th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  53 mins 53 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is back in studio to talk all things NFC North: The Lions v Bears Thanksgiving slugfest, Greenbay tiptoeing ahead of their NFC competitors, and the Vikings heartbreaking loss in a San Fransisco suburb. The gang then takes a quick break from football to discuss their favorite video game genres.

  • Week 11: KOTN is Back on the Menu

    November 22nd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  49 mins 22 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    After an unexpected bye week KOTN is back to discuss the Vikings huge win over Greenbay, Rodgers loving cops, The Lions big tie, the Bears sucking, beer, big burgers, video game rivalries, and all accompanied by zany Lord of the Rings soundclips. KOTN is back, baby!

  • Week 9: Critical Thinking

    November 8th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  59 mins 13 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    This week we debut the new segment everyone has been clamoring for - Kings of the North Investigates! We take a deep dive into the Aaron Rodgers situation to uncover what is REALLY going on with his spiral into madness. Also, some football talk.

    We had some tough sound recording issues this week, please excuse the poor audio quality

  • Week 8: KOTN Midseason Awards

    November 3rd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 11 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined by KOTN Patreon backer, Chad from Oshkosh, who debuts our new intro song! We talk about the zany Vikings and Packers games this week before rolling out the KOTN Midseason Awards! With awards such as 'Most Disingenious' and 'Best Businessman' up for grabs it is sure to be a night you will never forget!

  • Week 7: Spooky Season

    October 27th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  49 mins 25 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is back to discuss the rowdy week in the NFC North, Rhob gives some very exciting previews of what his patreon has to offer, and the gang discusses their favorite spooky and Halloween themed movies.

  • Week 6: Japanese Prison

    October 19th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 8 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined this week by loyal Patreon subscriber, Da Polish Sausage, to discuss all things NFC North including his Bears heartbreaking loss to Green Bay and the refs, Professors continued delusion, and Rhobs Honolulu Blues. They also play a new game, 'Wide Left', which is just as horrible as it sounds.

  • Week 5: Wide Left Intervention

    October 11th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  52 mins 57 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined by their first zany guest of the year, beloved Patreon subscriber Purple Moses, who helps us break down the insane slate of NFC North games that happened last week. He then brings in his own supersecret segment, one of the many perks available to Patreon subscribers like him. We don't want to spoil the surprise, but it does involve pointing out everything wrong with the Professor in an attempt to get him to change his ways so we know you will NOT want to miss it!