Kings of the North

A celebration of the hatred between a Vikings and Packers fan

About the show

A variety show hosted by scheming instigator, Rhob, highlighting the passion and hatred that is the rivalry between Green Bay Packers fan, Beefcake, and Minnesota Vikings fan, Professor Pigskin.

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Episodes

  • Week 6: Japanese Prison

    October 19th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 8 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined this week by loyal Patreon subscriber, Da Polish Sausage, to discuss all things NFC North including his Bears heartbreaking loss to Green Bay and the refs, Professors continued delusion, and Rhobs Honolulu Blues. They also play a new game, 'Wide Left', which is just as horrible as it sounds.

  • Week 5: Wide Left Intervention

    October 11th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  52 mins 57 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is joined by their first zany guest of the year, beloved Patreon subscriber Purple Moses, who helps us break down the insane slate of NFC North games that happened last week. He then brings in his own supersecret segment, one of the many perks available to Patreon subscribers like him. We don't want to spoil the surprise, but it does involve pointing out everything wrong with the Professor in an attempt to get him to change his ways so we know you will NOT want to miss it!

  • Week 4: Point Differential

    October 4th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  46 mins 2 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Another week of KOTN. With our good friend Purple Moses lost in the deserts of the southern suburbs the KOTN crew is forced to go it alone. WIthout any commandments, they break down this week's games, play doctor to cure the various NFC North ills, and read a new review (4.5 stars) and welcome a new Patreon subscriber!

  • Week 3: Candy Ass

    September 27th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The gang is back this week to discuss big wins for the Vikings and Packers, a devastating Doing in Big D, and The Bears still sucking. Then, in honor of the referees cowardly performance on Sunday Night Football, we do a Four Down Territory of our favorite candy.

  • Week 2: Wins vs EPA

    September 22nd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  51 mins 57 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Another episode with your core three hosts, talking about the crazy NFC North antics. But, honestly, we can skip talking about the episode, we all know you just want to listen to hear how Professor reacts to more Viking kicker woes.

  • Week 1: Jokers of the North

    September 13th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 45 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Losers! All four NFC North Teams lost. Rhob, Professor and Beefcake lick their wounds, sell hope for their teams, and talk over the best ways to mentally recover after a devastating loss.

    This episode also features a new intro song, courtesy of Chad from Oshkosh! As a Patreon subscriber at the $5 a month level this was his reward and all of KOTN Nation gets to benefit. Thank you for your investment, Chad!

  • The 2021 NFC North Preview

    September 9th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 18 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Rhob, Professor, and Beefcake are back in the war room! The beer cans are cracking, the mics are sizzling, and Beefcake is eating Burger King!
    The boys discuss the best and worst-case scenarios for their teams (and completely ignore the Bears), get into some over and under predictions (how many chords does Rodgers know on guitar?) and share details on their exciting new Patreon page!

  • Kirk v Rodgers: Most Toxic NFC North QB?

    August 3rd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 2 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Kings of the North is back! We are joined by Da Polish Sausage to take a quick sneak peak at all the big training camp stories, which is mostly the shitty antics or Rodgers the Diva and Kirk the Unvaccinated Moron. But it's not all bad news, we also play NFC North Price is Right and preview the soon-to-be-launched KOTN Patreon!

  • NFC Championship Game: The Price is Wrong, Aaron

    February 4th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 18 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Stop me if you've heard this one before. A dominant NFC North Team (not the Lions) loses a heartbreaking game due to coaching incompetence and lackluster performance from their stars. We try to get Beefcake and Chad from Oshkosh out of their deep state of sadness by playing NFC North Price is Right!

    https://www.patreon.com/KingsOfTheNorth

  • Divisional Round: Packers Might Be Good, Saints Suck

    January 20th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  50 mins 19 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    With the Packers in the NFC Championship game Rhob and Professor Pigskin are doing their best to keep a confident Beefcake from exploding all over the pod. At least the gang can all bond over the god damn Saints choking in the playoffs once again.

    Shout out to Chief Wiggum for the fire opener!

  • SUPER Wild Card Weekend: Jeopardy Fever

    January 16th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  55 mins 50 secs

    We've got the Jeopardy fever, hope you've got it too. Just pour out some bubbly, now it's all you gotta do. It's Christmas for NFC North fans, the KOTN Awards. Pop up some popcorn, welcome aboard! Who's gonna win, who's gonna lose? We got the Jeopardy fever, hope you got it too!

  • Week 17: The sweet relief of death

    January 12th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 45 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    With two NFC North teams knocked out and two advancing to the playoffs, the KOTN crew revisits the highs, lows, and creamy centers of the regular season before discussing the best debuts of all time, in honor of Justin Jeffersons amazing year.

  • Week 16: Hatred Power Rankings

    December 30th, 2020  |  Season 4  |  52 mins 34 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    With the NFL Season coming to a close, the KOTN Gang starts putting aside the troubles in their personal lives and starts getting serious about what really matters - hatred. From the Saints, Packers, Vikings, Bears, and histories greatest rivalries, this week is full of all the hatred you can handle!

  • Week 15: The Truth Is Out There

    December 23rd, 2020  |  Season 4  |  52 mins 43 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    There is something fishy going on in the NFL, and America, and KOTN is digging deep to find you THE TRUTH!

  • Week 14: Unhinged

    December 16th, 2020  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 8 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Professor Pigskin is broken and vows to get revenge against the NFL. Beefcake is euphoric over his Kings of the North Packers. Ponders Daddy is back to add fuel to the fire. All this, and our favorite pizza toppings!

  • Week 13: Burger Ranch

    December 10th, 2020  |  Season 4  |  54 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Beefcake, Rhob, and the Professor celebrate the certain demise of the hated bears by discussing a big and bold new direction for KOTN