A variety show hosted by scheming instigator, Rhob, highlighting the passion and hatred that is the rivalry between Green Bay Packers fan, Beefcake, and Minnesota Vikings fan, Professor Pigskin.
September 18th, 2018 | Season 2 | 48 mins 53 secs
A tie?! What the hell is that?! Professor and Beefcake take solace in each others mediocrity while discussing whose pocket the refs are really in (probably their own). We hear from our Kicking Correspondent, Square Toe, on the state of the Vikings kicking game (spoiler: it sucks) and the Evil Commissioner calls in to discuss yet another tie between Beefcake and The Professor, and Rhob leads a game of 'Real or Fake News', which couldn't possibly end in a tie, could it?! All this, and the consummation of a bet with a sweaty, passionate kiss between Professor and The Beefcake. Do NOT miss our sultriest episode to date!
September 13th, 2018 | Season 2 | 1 hr 5 mins
This week Da Polish Sausage, our Bears correspondent, joins us live in studio to get mercilessly taunted for losing to a one legged QB, things get contentious between Beefcake and Professor Pigskin as they look ahead to the Week 2 Vikings vs Packers match up, hot takes are posted on Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard, and Professor eats some crow regarding Danica Patrick. All this, and a special Four Down Territory where we discuss the players we wish could have played for our teams. Did Beefcake draft Randy Moss? Tune in and find out!
Just kidding, of course he didn't.
September 7th, 2018 | Season 2 | 1 hr 11 mins
Rhob, Professor Pigskin, and The Beefcake are back and better than ever, drunk of the warm fuzzy feeling that comes with the false expectations that come before every NFL Season. Join us as we discuss all the important topics; Kirk Cousins or Aaron Rodgers for MVP, how many Packer games Danica Patrick will attend, an Fantasy Football update from our Evil Commissioner, and a scintillating Four Down Territory where we help the NFL out by suggesting some rule changes that would be sure to appease fans who are upset over the new tackling rules. You do NOT want to miss it!
August 20th, 2018 | Season 2 | 41 mins 39 secs
Join the KOTN Crew as they participate in the first big event of the new NFL Season - a fantasy draft! They are joined by friends of the show that you all know and hate, as well as a few new and exciting friends including Kicking Correspondent 'Square Toe', the evil commissioner 'Godger Roodell, MBA', and the exciting debut of NFL Insider, Bjorn Bjornson! We talk about our fantasy teams and everyone takes their turn on our exciting new segment - THE HOT SEAT! You do NOT want to miss it!
April 29th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 7 mins
Rhob, Beefcake, and The Professor are joined by Da Polish Sausage react to their Draft Grades from their new friend of the show, the mysterious yet brilliant NFL Insider, Bjorn Bjornson. The gang then heads to The Bar to celebrate the only way they know how, by ordering ridiculous drinks, before returning to the studio to help listeners decipher which NFL news is real, and which is FAKE NEWS!
March 17th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 8 mins
The Professor, Beefcake, and Rhob take a break from day drinking their way through March Madness to do some day drinking while talking about the huge Free Agency moves made by the NFC North, playing some 'Kirk Cousins or other Vikings QB' trivia, and reminiscing about the trip to the Saint Cloud Pizza Hut to celebrate their new NFL Sponsorship and the relationship they forged their with future guest, NFL Insider Bjorn Bjornson!
This episode was fueled by a 30 rack of Hamms donated by a loyal listener. Please, consider matching this exceedingly generous donation of cheap domestic beer so we can continue to give you the best NFC North content on the internet!
February 14th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 27 mins
The thrilling conclusion to season one of KOTN brings you Superbowl reactions, tips for what to do with the void in your Sunday afternoons, reflections on the NFL year that was, and a very special trip to The Bar to watch The Beefcake host bar trivia!
January 25th, 2018 | Season 1 | 51 mins 14 secs
They did it again. For months The Professor has been hyping his teams Superbowl chances, and for months The Beefcake has been predicting what we all knew would come to pass: The Vikings choked away another NFC Championship game. This episode has something for everyone. Need someone to work through the 7 stages of grief with? The Professor has got your back. Have you been sick and tired of The Professor gloating and want to hear him get his comeuppance? This is definitely the episode for you!
January 17th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 34 mins
Holy shit you guys. Holy fucking shit! Professor Pigskin is joined this week by fellow die-hard Vikings fan, Purple Moses, and if you thought Stephon Diggs' historic touchdown was good just wait until you hear The Professor and Purple Moses celebrate so hard that The Beefcake boils over into a fuming rage! Rhob tries to cool things down by suggesting a Four Down Territory topic of 'Greatest clutch plays of all time' but this just leads to even more bad blood! Does your favorite podcast finally break out into a full blown fight, or is it just the minor scuffling of NBA players? Tune in and find out!
January 11th, 2018 | Season 1 | 53 mins 48 secs
The Wildcard round of the playoffs came and went without a NFC North team playing in it, but I guess we'll talk about it anyways, as they are all potential future victims of your Kings of the North, Vikings. We look ahead to the looming Vikings vs Saints matchup where professor predicts a heaping helping of revenge. Lastly, and most importantly, Rhob surprises Beefcake and the Professor with a game of Vikings vs Packers Jeopardy! You will definitely want to tune in and find out who won!
January 8th, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 53 mins
The Professor and Beefcake sit down Rhob and force him to watch the greatest football movie of all time, Remember the Titans! Because we're so full of ourselves we decided to record everything we were talking about while watching the movie. So go ahead and pull out your copy (you know you have one) and sync it up to this episode and it will be like you're watching the movie, and getting wasted, right alongside us!
-After a short introduction there are directions for making sure your movie is synced up with ours so that the commentary aligns
January 3rd, 2018 | Season 1 | 1 hr 43 mins
Pour one out (into your mouth, we never waste a drop!) for the 2017 NFL Regular season with Rhob, Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Da Polish Sausage! Will they all jump on the Vikings bandwagon for the playoffs?! No...they don't. But they do drink a lot during this episode, so that's good enough. Join us to pay tribute, make some playoff picks, and a Four Down Territory were we suggest new NFL Expansion teams!
December 29th, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 32 mins
The gang is joined yet again by Chad from Oshkosh, who limped his way into our studios after a holiday trip to Lambeau Field to see his Packers get thoroughly dismantled by the Vikings. Tune in to this episode to hear some of The Professors Poetry, hear our New Years Resolutions, and join us as we take a road trip from The Bar to one of Chads favorite Bars in Oshkosh!
December 24th, 2017 | Season 1 | 33 mins 34 secs
Join Rhob, The Beefcake, and Professor Pigskin as they take a break from football to discuss an even more controversial topic; the best Christmas Movies of all time! Who do you think picked the best list?
December 21st, 2017 | Season 1 | 1 hr 39 mins
Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. After a momentous week in the NFC North that saw the crowning of a new division Champ we invite you to join us in a drink, regardless of what your motivation for doing so is. Whether you are tuning in to pay tribute to the ViKINGS on of the Norse, pour one out as we reminisce about everything that has happened since the last time the Packers missed the playoffs in 2008, or just want to hear us discuss our favorite Christmas Movies, this episode is sure to make you feel jolly!
December 20th, 2017 | Season 1 | 59 mins 38 secs
On this bonus episode of Kings of the North we are joined by Lauren and Melissa, the hosts of the educational and entertaining podcast, Presidents and Assholes! They join us for a day of food, drinks, football, and all the accompanying rituals that make up 'Game Day'! Give this special 'Extrasode' a listen and hear their thoughts on what it is like to fully immerse yourself in the Game Day experience with the most passionate fans in the state.