Kings of the North

A celebration of the hatred between a Vikings and Packers fan

About the show

A variety show hosted by scheming instigator, Rhob, highlighting the passion and hatred that is the rivalry between Green Bay Packers fan, Beefcake, and Minnesota Vikings fan, Professor Pigskin.

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Episodes

  • Week 6: The Panic Button

    October 19th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 6 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Pain! Panic! Reporting for duty!

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    Week 5: Bjorn Bjornson is stalking us

    October 11th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 5 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    All three of us are being stalked by Bjorn Bjornson. We are afraid of what he might do to us. If something happens to us, please tell the police it was him. We talk about a three loss NFC North week and our favorite British things.

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    Week 4: Kickin' It With KOTN

    October 4th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  57 mins 27 secs
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    Kicking, kicking, kicking! A week full of dramatic kicking action in the NFL leaves the KOTN guys wondering....what are the best kicks of all time? You do NOT want to miss this one!

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    Week 3: Missing Federer

    September 26th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 10 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    A zany week of NFC North Football leads the gang to discuss whether or not the Bears are real (they're not), tension between Rhob and Professor over a controversial NFC North Showdown, and Beefcake being ungrateful for his HOF QB. After that we talk about all the things we hate, which ruffles many feathers. Don't skip this one!

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    Week 2: Meet the new Sausage, same as the old Sausage

    September 20th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    We're back, and we have a very special guest, a friend from beyond the grave! Together we hype up the ultra-competitive NFC North before speculating about the many personal Superbowls across the NFL. Also, a review from Gary the Plunger.

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    Week 1: The Hot Seat

    September 13th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  57 mins 35 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The only thing hotter than the NFC North action this week hot sauce that Beefcake, Professor, and Rhob subject themselves to when they sit on the hot seat!

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    The Season 6 Extravaganza

    September 5th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 9 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Rhob are back to kickoff their 6th season of Kings of the North! We pick up where we left off with Beefcake making excuses for Rodgers being a chode, Professor Pigskin putting blind faith into a supposedly improved offensive line, and Rhob waxing poetic about the insane ramblings of Dan Campbell.

  • KOTN IS BACK BABY

    May 13th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  24 mins 53 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN Crew managed to escape from the clutches of Bjorn Bjornson and his cult organization, BJRN. Now, on the run, they have abandoned the war room and set up a new mobile command center where they can safely produce new content without fear of Bjorn finding them and exacting his revenge. The new studio has some cobwebs to work out so our first segment, all about the NFL Draft, got cut short, however we still have a brand new segment, Mailbag, and a small preview at the upcoming NFL schedule to tide you over as we set up our new operation. KOTN is back, baby!

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    BJRN

    February 22nd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 3 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    The KOTN crew gathers for what they expect to be a typical end-of-season episode: Superbowl thoughts, things to look forward to in the offseason, fart jokes. But former NFL and e-Sports insider Bjorn Bjornson comes into the War Room with an opportunity that will shake the KOTN-verse to its core!

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    Division Round: The Packer Cancel Culture Casket

    January 25th, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 7 mins
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    An hour of Beefcake therapy and us reminiscing on our favorite moments from the last NFL season

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    Week 18 & Wildcard Weekend: The Iron Lung

    January 21st, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 11 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Chaos episode! We are back with Kirk Cousins Cousin, Kurt Cousins, who gives us insight into the controversial figure. Our recording is also hacked by Ponders Daddy and Chad from Oshkosh, resulting in a wacky and chaotic episode full of family.

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    Week 17: The Burial of Kirk Cousins

    January 3rd, 2022  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 1 min
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    Beefcake is smug. Rhob is snarky. Professor oscillates between acceptance and rage. We all try to find new hobbies for the Professor to do on his Sunday's. We get way too excited about the Sean Payton Netflix movie. All this and more, on this weeks KOTN!

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    Week 16: Resolved

    December 30th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  45 mins 33 secs
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    The usual KOTN gang discusses another week of NFC North football, makes New Years Resolutions, and give a HUGE update on Beefcakes Nugget journey due to the inspiration of Joey from Joey's World Tour.

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    Week 15: Featuring Joey's World Tour!

    December 22nd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 5 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    This week in the NFC North everyone but the Bears won. It's enough to make Da Polish Sausage roll over in his shallow, watery grave. Chad from Oshkosh joins us to play NFL Price is Right, featuring some of the zaniest items yet! Then, as we wrap up, we get some amazing words of encouragement for Beefcake as he tries to ramp up the intensity of his Nugget Challenge from the legendary eater himself, Joey from Joey's World Tour!

  • Week 14: The Italian Sausage!

    December 15th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 45 secs
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    While we are all still in mourning over Da Polish Sausages death, the healing process has begun due to a new friend of the podcast, Da Italian Sausage, who joins us in studio for his first ever episode! We talk about all the big games, Beefcakes trip to the Thorpedo, and play Kings of the North Jeopardy!

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    Week13: Big D....evestation

    December 10th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 2 mins
    bears, football, kings of the north, lions, nfc, nfc north, nfc north football, nfl, packers, vikings

    KOTN is pure chaos. A hotbed of emotions. Detroit beat Minnesota in a dramatic fashion. Beefcake is going strong in the nugget challenge. We are recording this episode DURING the Vikings dramatic victory over Pittsburgh. We rank our favorite holidays. And we received very very very difficult news about Da Polish Sausage. Get ready for the full emotional rollercoaster for this episode, folks, we cover it all.