Kings of the North

Week 12: Thoughts and Prayers for Da Polish Sausage

November 30th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  53 mins 53 secs

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The gang is back in studio to talk all things NFC North: The Lions v Bears Thanksgiving slugfest, Greenbay tiptoeing ahead of their NFC competitors, and the Vikings heartbreaking loss in a San Fransisco suburb. The gang then takes a quick break from football to discuss their favorite video game genres.

Week 11: KOTN is Back on the Menu

November 22nd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  49 mins 22 secs

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After an unexpected bye week KOTN is back to discuss the Vikings huge win over Greenbay, Rodgers loving cops, The Lions big tie, the Bears sucking, beer, big burgers, video game rivalries, and all accompanied by zany Lord of the Rings soundclips. KOTN is back, baby!

Week 9: Critical Thinking

November 8th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  59 mins 13 secs

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This week we debut the new segment everyone has been clamoring for - Kings of the North Investigates! We take a deep dive into the Aaron Rodgers situation to uncover what is REALLY going on with his spiral into madness. Also, some football talk.

We had some tough sound recording issues this week, please excuse the poor audio quality

Week 8: KOTN Midseason Awards

November 3rd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 11 mins

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The gang is joined by KOTN Patreon backer, Chad from Oshkosh, who debuts our new intro song! We talk about the zany Vikings and Packers games this week before rolling out the KOTN Midseason Awards! With awards such as 'Most Disingenious' and 'Best Businessman' up for grabs it is sure to be a night you will never forget!

Week 7: Spooky Season

October 27th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  49 mins 25 secs

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The gang is back to discuss the rowdy week in the NFC North, Rhob gives some very exciting previews of what his patreon has to offer, and the gang discusses their favorite spooky and Halloween themed movies.

Week 6: Japanese Prison

October 19th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 8 mins

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The gang is joined this week by loyal Patreon subscriber, Da Polish Sausage, to discuss all things NFC North including his Bears heartbreaking loss to Green Bay and the refs, Professors continued delusion, and Rhobs Honolulu Blues. They also play a new game, 'Wide Left', which is just as horrible as it sounds.

Week 5: Wide Left Intervention

October 11th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  52 mins 57 secs

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The gang is joined by their first zany guest of the year, beloved Patreon subscriber Purple Moses, who helps us break down the insane slate of NFC North games that happened last week. He then brings in his own supersecret segment, one of the many perks available to Patreon subscribers like him. We don't want to spoil the surprise, but it does involve pointing out everything wrong with the Professor in an attempt to get him to change his ways so we know you will NOT want to miss it!

Week 4: Point Differential

October 4th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  46 mins 2 secs

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Another week of KOTN. With our good friend Purple Moses lost in the deserts of the southern suburbs the KOTN crew is forced to go it alone. WIthout any commandments, they break down this week's games, play doctor to cure the various NFC North ills, and read a new review (4.5 stars) and welcome a new Patreon subscriber!

Week 3: Candy Ass

September 27th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 4 mins

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The gang is back this week to discuss big wins for the Vikings and Packers, a devastating Doing in Big D, and The Bears still sucking. Then, in honor of the referees cowardly performance on Sunday Night Football, we do a Four Down Territory of our favorite candy.

Week 2: Wins vs EPA

September 22nd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  51 mins 57 secs

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Another episode with your core three hosts, talking about the crazy NFC North antics. But, honestly, we can skip talking about the episode, we all know you just want to listen to hear how Professor reacts to more Viking kicker woes.

Week 1: Jokers of the North

September 13th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 45 secs

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Losers! All four NFC North Teams lost. Rhob, Professor and Beefcake lick their wounds, sell hope for their teams, and talk over the best ways to mentally recover after a devastating loss.

This episode also features a new intro song, courtesy of Chad from Oshkosh! As a Patreon subscriber at the $5 a month level this was his reward and all of KOTN Nation gets to benefit. Thank you for your investment, Chad!

The 2021 NFC North Preview

September 9th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 18 mins

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Rhob, Professor, and Beefcake are back in the war room! The beer cans are cracking, the mics are sizzling, and Beefcake is eating Burger King!
The boys discuss the best and worst-case scenarios for their teams (and completely ignore the Bears), get into some over and under predictions (how many chords does Rodgers know on guitar?) and share details on their exciting new Patreon page!

Kirk v Rodgers: Most Toxic NFC North QB?

August 3rd, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 2 mins

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Kings of the North is back! We are joined by Da Polish Sausage to take a quick sneak peak at all the big training camp stories, which is mostly the shitty antics or Rodgers the Diva and Kirk the Unvaccinated Moron. But it's not all bad news, we also play NFC North Price is Right and preview the soon-to-be-launched KOTN Patreon!

NFC Championship Game: The Price is Wrong, Aaron

February 4th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  1 hr 18 mins

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Stop me if you've heard this one before. A dominant NFC North Team (not the Lions) loses a heartbreaking game due to coaching incompetence and lackluster performance from their stars. We try to get Beefcake and Chad from Oshkosh out of their deep state of sadness by playing NFC North Price is Right!

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Divisional Round: Packers Might Be Good, Saints Suck

January 20th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  50 mins 19 secs

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With the Packers in the NFC Championship game Rhob and Professor Pigskin are doing their best to keep a confident Beefcake from exploding all over the pod. At least the gang can all bond over the god damn Saints choking in the playoffs once again.

Shout out to Chief Wiggum for the fire opener!

SUPER Wild Card Weekend: Jeopardy Fever

January 16th, 2021  |  Season 4  |  55 mins 50 secs

We've got the Jeopardy fever, hope you've got it too. Just pour out some bubbly, now it's all you gotta do. It's Christmas for NFC North fans, the KOTN Awards. Pop up some popcorn, welcome aboard! Who's gonna win, who's gonna lose? We got the Jeopardy fever, hope you got it too!