Kings of the North

KOTN Season 2: Electric Boogaloo Season Preview

September 7th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 11 mins

Rhob, Professor Pigskin, and The Beefcake are back and better than ever, drunk of the warm fuzzy feeling that comes with the false expectations that come before every NFL Season. Join us as we discuss all the important topics; Kirk Cousins or Aaron Rodgers for MVP, how many Packer games Danica Patrick will attend, an Fantasy Football update from our Evil Commissioner, and a scintillating Four Down Territory where we help the NFL out by suggesting some rule changes that would be sure to appease fans who are upset over the new tackling rules. You do NOT want to miss it!

Season 2 Fantasy Draft Special

August 20th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  41 mins 39 secs

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Join the KOTN Crew as they participate in the first big event of the new NFL Season - a fantasy draft! They are joined by friends of the show that you all know and hate, as well as a few new and exciting friends including Kicking Correspondent 'Square Toe', the evil commissioner 'Godger Roodell, MBA', and the exciting debut of NFL Insider, Bjorn Bjornson! We talk about our fantasy teams and everyone takes their turn on our exciting new segment - THE HOT SEAT! You do NOT want to miss it!

The NFL Draft Recap

April 29th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins

Rhob, Beefcake, and The Professor are joined by Da Polish Sausage react to their Draft Grades from their new friend of the show, the mysterious yet brilliant NFL Insider, Bjorn Bjornson. The gang then heads to The Bar to celebrate the only way they know how, by ordering ridiculous drinks, before returning to the studio to help listeners decipher which NFL news is real, and which is FAKE NEWS!

2018 NFL Free Agency

March 17th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 8 mins

The Professor, Beefcake, and Rhob take a break from day drinking their way through March Madness to do some day drinking while talking about the huge Free Agency moves made by the NFC North, playing some 'Kirk Cousins or other Vikings QB' trivia, and reminiscing about the trip to the Saint Cloud Pizza Hut to celebrate their new NFL Sponsorship and the relationship they forged their with future guest, NFL Insider Bjorn Bjornson!

This episode was fueled by a 30 rack of Hamms donated by a loyal listener. Please, consider matching this exceedingly generous donation of cheap domestic beer so we can continue to give you the best NFC North content on the internet!

Kings of the North Season 1 Finale

February 14th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 27 mins

The thrilling conclusion to season one of KOTN brings you Superbowl reactions, tips for what to do with the void in your Sunday afternoons, reflections on the NFL year that was, and a very special trip to The Bar to watch The Beefcake host bar trivia!

NFC Championship Game: Typical Vikings

January 25th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  51 mins 14 secs

They did it again. For months The Professor has been hyping his teams Superbowl chances, and for months The Beefcake has been predicting what we all knew would come to pass: The Vikings choked away another NFC Championship game. This episode has something for everyone. Need someone to work through the 7 stages of grief with? The Professor has got your back. Have you been sick and tired of The Professor gloating and want to hear him get his comeuppance? This is definitely the episode for you!

Divisional Round: LET'S GO TO PHILADELPHIA!!! WE'RE BRINGING THE PURPLE RAIN!!!

January 17th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 34 mins

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Holy shit you guys. Holy fucking shit! Professor Pigskin is joined this week by fellow die-hard Vikings fan, Purple Moses, and if you thought Stephon Diggs' historic touchdown was good just wait until you hear The Professor and Purple Moses celebrate so hard that The Beefcake boils over into a fuming rage! Rhob tries to cool things down by suggesting a Four Down Territory topic of 'Greatest clutch plays of all time' but this just leads to even more bad blood! Does your favorite podcast finally break out into a full blown fight, or is it just the minor scuffling of NBA players? Tune in and find out!

Wild Card Round: Waiting for the (Vi)Kings of the North

January 11th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  53 mins 48 secs

The Wildcard round of the playoffs came and went without a NFC North team playing in it, but I guess we'll talk about it anyways, as they are all potential future victims of your Kings of the North, Vikings. We look ahead to the looming Vikings vs Saints matchup where professor predicts a heaping helping of revenge. Lastly, and most importantly, Rhob surprises Beefcake and the Professor with a game of Vikings vs Packers Jeopardy! You will definitely want to tune in and find out who won!

Extrasode #3: Remember the Titans Commentary

January 8th, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 53 mins

The Professor and Beefcake sit down Rhob and force him to watch the greatest football movie of all time, Remember the Titans! Because we're so full of ourselves we decided to record everything we were talking about while watching the movie. So go ahead and pull out your copy (you know you have one) and sync it up to this episode and it will be like you're watching the movie, and getting wasted, right alongside us!

-After a short introduction there are directions for making sure your movie is synced up with ours so that the commentary aligns

Week 17: The Regular Season Finale

January 3rd, 2018  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 43 mins

Pour one out (into your mouth, we never waste a drop!) for the 2017 NFL Regular season with Rhob, Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Da Polish Sausage! Will they all jump on the Vikings bandwagon for the playoffs?! No...they don't. But they do drink a lot during this episode, so that's good enough. Join us to pay tribute, make some playoff picks, and a Four Down Territory were we suggest new NFL Expansion teams!

Week 16: The Pillaging of Lambeau

December 29th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 32 mins

The gang is joined yet again by Chad from Oshkosh, who limped his way into our studios after a holiday trip to Lambeau Field to see his Packers get thoroughly dismantled by the Vikings. Tune in to this episode to hear some of The Professors Poetry, hear our New Years Resolutions, and join us as we take a road trip from The Bar to one of Chads favorite Bars in Oshkosh!

Extrasode 2: Favorite Christmas Movies

December 24th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  33 mins 34 secs

Join Rhob, The Beefcake, and Professor Pigskin as they take a break from football to discuss an even more controversial topic; the best Christmas Movies of all time! Who do you think picked the best list?

Week 15: The King of the Norse

December 21st, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 39 mins

Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. After a momentous week in the NFC North that saw the crowning of a new division Champ we invite you to join us in a drink, regardless of what your motivation for doing so is. Whether you are tuning in to pay tribute to the ViKINGS on of the Norse, pour one out as we reminisce about everything that has happened since the last time the Packers missed the playoffs in 2008, or just want to hear us discuss our favorite Christmas Movies, this episode is sure to make you feel jolly!

Extrasode 1: Presidents and Assholes

December 20th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  59 mins 38 secs

On this bonus episode of Kings of the North we are joined by Lauren and Melissa, the hosts of the educational and entertaining podcast, Presidents and Assholes! They join us for a day of food, drinks, football, and all the accompanying rituals that make up 'Game Day'! Give this special 'Extrasode' a listen and hear their thoughts on what it is like to fully immerse yourself in the Game Day experience with the most passionate fans in the state.

Week 14: The Petey Party

December 12th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 31 mins

Get your glow sticks out because Down Town Petey Brown is bringing the rave to Kings of the North on this weeks episode! DTPB is also a dirty, disgusting Packers fan and he and the Beefcake are insufferably happy after barely beating the worst team in the league. The Professor is the voice of reason, as always, offering perspective on a flukey Vikings loss. But just as the tempers get hot the gang cools off by drafting WWE Wrestlers to be on their favorite NFL teams. Is it a good time? WOO, WOO, WOO, YOU KNOW IT!

Week13: Respecting Vets and Begging For Beer

December 7th, 2017  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 24 mins

The NFL Playoff picture is heating up and so is the Podcast, and not just because of all the Fireball we've been drinking! Professor and Beefcake discuss their big wins that have both teams streaking towards playoff glory now that the 4th quarter of the NFL season has begun. And just when you think things couldn't get any hotter the gang goes to 'that part of the kitchen' for 4 Down Territory and discuss their favorite things to eat while watching football. Don't listen to that segment in public because you WILL be drooling!