Kings of the North

Week 17: Sideshow Bob Rhoberts

December 31st, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 22 mins

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Days like today are hard days to be football fans...especially when Da Polish Sausage is in studio to gloat about his dumb team making the stupid playoffs. To take our minds of the impending madness we take turns answering hot seat questions with some very spicy hot sauce and go into Four Down Territory to discuss our favorite pump up songs.

Week 15: Bjorn Bjornson....IN STUDIO!

December 18th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 12 mins

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Well, it finally happened! After a year of badgering him, NFL Insider Bjorn Bjornson finally made time in his busy schedule to visit us in studio to share some of his knowledge with us, and he does NOT disappoint! He sheds light on the Vikings playoff chances, whether or not Rodgers is washed up, and all of his favorite Christmas treats!

Week 14: The Lambeau Diaries

December 13th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins

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Professor is realing from another loss to the hated Seahawks. Beefcake is jubilant after his content filled journey to Lambeau to watch a Packers win. Rhob and his Lions...well...no one cares. The Bears are still frauds. All this, and our favorite all-time Christmas gifts on this weeks KOTN!

Week 13: The Death of McCarthyism

December 5th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 20 mins

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There is not a dry in the house on this weeks KOTN as Beefcake eulogizes the recently fired Mike McCarthy while Professor Pigskin begins the process of helping Beefcake hire a new coach. The gang also previews the big playoff races in the NFC and the KOTN Fantasy league and discusses their favorite things about football in December.

Week 12: Rodgers meets the Zim Reaper

November 28th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas on this week's KOTN, as the gang goes over their favorite Christmas songs and looks at the NFC North playoff picture!

Week 11: Trying to Remember Thankfulness

November 21st, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins

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You'll never forget this week's Kings of the North, as our good friend and recently reinstated NFL player C.T. Edison joins us to talk NFC North. Plus, we learn what the gang is thankful for and what our favorite things about Thanksgiving are!

Week 10: The V.I.K.I.N.G.S. System

November 15th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins

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On this weeks episode the KOTN crew discusses the Packers big win against the Brock Osweiler lead Miami Dolphins, whether or not Rhobs Lions are officially over after getting eviscerated by Mitchell and Da Bears, and things get personal, musical, and romantic on the Chopping Block. After the zaniness subsides Beefcake sharpens his pencils and whips out his notebook, because class is in session with Professor Pigskin, who has a thing or two to teach Beefcake about how to be a Vikings fan for the upcoming Vikings vs Bears Sunday Night Football matchup.

Week 9: Professor Pigskin EXPOSED

November 7th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 19 mins

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It's a family affair on this week's KOTN as Professor Pigskin's brainy sister joins the gang as they diagnose the NFC North's various ailments! Plus things get political as we discuss what athletes would make the best president!

WARNING: There is a weird audio-distortion that takes place around the 31 minute mark and lasts until about 37:45. You can pretend it's some cool voice modulation effect if you want, but really we just fucked up. Sorry!

Week 8: Losers of the North

November 1st, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 31 mins

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It's bleak day in the KOTN studios with the Vikings, Packers and Lions coming off of losses while the Bears vault back into first place in the division race. They say that shared misery makes good company, but that is not the case on this episode as we channel our inner Clay Matthews for some violent QB hits and debate Aaron Rodgers love life on the Chopping Block. Plus the crew show their soft side as they debate the greatest all time power ballads!

Week 7: The Gang Finds Themselves in Jeopardy

October 26th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 16 mins

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Purple Moses joins the KOTN Gang with a bottle of kosher vino and three stone tablets full of sports knowledge and hot takes! He makes his aliyah on the Vikings dominant victory over the New York Football Jets before we put him to test with two games; The NFC North Dating Game and a round of Rhobs brutally difficult NFC North Jeopardy. Will he prevail and reach the promised land, or is it forty years in the desert for him? Also, Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard tells us that the Lions might be good but the Bears definitely aren't and The Beefcake makes up a new phrase, "Coaster Wine". What a moron.

Week 6: Triggered but Happy

October 17th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins

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For the first time since Week 1 Beefcake and The Professor are both coming off of wins! Their joy quickly turns to rage as the personal attacks start mounting during our most brutal segments; Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard, Roughing the Passer, and The Chopping Block - our newest segment. That, and a calculated character assassination of Professor Pigskin is performed by The Evil Commissioner and our newest Five Star Review. If you love NFC North football and/or hate Professor Pigskin you do NOT want to miss this episode!

Week 5: Dying on the Mike McCarthy Hill

October 9th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 24 mins

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If you're a fan of Mike McCarthy, any kicker not named Sebastian Janikowski, the Packers stock ownership program, Jimmy Butler & Tom Thibodeau, or healthy ACLs consider this your trigger warning, because Chad from Oshkosh is leading us head first into our most contentious episode yet.

Week 4: Perkisize with Beefcake

October 3rd, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 4 mins

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Sparks fly on this week's Kings of the North as the Professor copes with the Vikings' recent losing and the Beefcake revels in a shutout victory. Plus, a new edition of Over/Under, and the gang pick their favorite comedy movie villains!

Week 3: Do We Have To Be Bears Fans?

September 26th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 11 mins

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The stakes have never been higher on this week's Kings of the North as Rhob, Professor Pigskin, and the Beefcake all vie for the fandom of the Fairweather Fanboy; plus, we endure another infuriating voicemail from the Evil Commissioner, debut the extremely controversial segment Roughing the Passer, and respond to fan feedback! All that, and the world debut of Fairweather Fanboys new hit song, "Do I Have To Be a Bears Fan?"

Week 2: Kissing Your Co-Host

September 18th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  48 mins 53 secs

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A tie?! What the hell is that?! Professor and Beefcake take solace in each others mediocrity while discussing whose pocket the refs are really in (probably their own). We hear from our Kicking Correspondent, Square Toe, on the state of the Vikings kicking game (spoiler: it sucks) and the Evil Commissioner calls in to discuss yet another tie between Beefcake and The Professor, and Rhob leads a game of 'Real or Fake News', which couldn't possibly end in a tie, could it?! All this, and the consummation of a bet with a sweaty, passionate kiss between Professor and The Beefcake. Do NOT miss our sultriest episode to date!

Week 1: Rodgers puts Da Bears on the endangered species list

September 13th, 2018  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 5 mins

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This week Da Polish Sausage, our Bears correspondent, joins us live in studio to get mercilessly taunted for losing to a one legged QB, things get contentious between Beefcake and Professor Pigskin as they look ahead to the Week 2 Vikings vs Packers match up, hot takes are posted on Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard, and Professor eats some crow regarding Danica Patrick. All this, and a special Four Down Territory where we discuss the players we wish could have played for our teams. Did Beefcake draft Randy Moss? Tune in and find out!

Just kidding, of course he didn't.